Friday, July 23, 2010

What would you do if you won say 100 million dollars?

Retire. I would like to fund a charity for foster kids to help them get on their feet after they leave the system. Most people don't think about the support we get after we leave our families, but Foster Kids don't get that support.

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What's your favorite type of flower?

Tulips (Two Lips) god I crack myself up!

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What's your biggest phobia?

Eating Ice Cream with a fork. Sitting down on a public toilet, snakes, handshaking.

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What's your dream car?

One that works. I am not a car guy. I like Mustangs and Chevy Muscle cars and trucks

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What do you fantasize about? What turns you on?

I have always wanted to have sex with Ricky Martin and Keanu Reeves in the Linen Department at Target.

Just kidding. Big hairy guys in tank tops and boxer shorts with cigars hanging from their mouths turn me one. I like goofy looking guys with hair. I can't stand hairlessness.

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What pisses you off the most?

The flip side of the question. Jaywalkers, hatred, clowns, mimes, pimento loaf, gas prices, people who can't express themselves.

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What is a perfect date for you?

I really don't know. I do know that I met a guy last week, invited him to dinner. Met him at his hotel and fucked him senseless. We never went to dinner. That was a pretty good date. Free sex, no strings attached.

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