Hedgehogs Running Amok
This is just where I drop stupid stuff.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Who is your best friend and why is he you're best friend?
Right now, I would have to say Jared. He is always there, every day, 24/7, i can say stupid shit to him and he doesn't get mad or offended, he listens to me, he doesn't assume that I am trying to get something from him, and he makes me laugh every day.
The favorites game. What is your fav movie, book, theaterplay, performance artist, actor, actress and person.
Game - Sims, Movie - Empire Records, Book - To Kill A Mockingbird, Play - Wicked, Performance Artist - ???, Actor - Jake Gyllenhaal, Actress - Sandra Bullock, Person - Everyone is my favorite. You are my favorite for taking an interest in me. Thank you.
Friday, July 23, 2010
What would you do if you won say 100 million dollars?
Retire. I would like to fund a charity for foster kids to help them get on their feet after they leave the system. Most people don't think about the support we get after we leave our families, but Foster Kids don't get that support.
What's your biggest phobia?
Eating Ice Cream with a fork. Sitting down on a public toilet, snakes, handshaking.
What's your dream car?
One that works. I am not a car guy. I like Mustangs and Chevy Muscle cars and trucks
What do you fantasize about? What turns you on?
I have always wanted to have sex with Ricky Martin and Keanu Reeves in the Linen Department at Target.
Just kidding. Big hairy guys in tank tops and boxer shorts with cigars hanging from their mouths turn me one. I like goofy looking guys with hair. I can't stand hairlessness.
What pisses you off the most?
The flip side of the question. Jaywalkers, hatred, clowns, mimes, pimento loaf, gas prices, people who can't express themselves.
What is a perfect date for you?
I really don't know. I do know that I met a guy last week, invited him to dinner. Met him at his hotel and fucked him senseless. We never went to dinner. That was a pretty good date. Free sex, no strings attached.
What do you think is the greatest threat to the American way of life?
Hatred. There is too much animosity out there right now. Everyone needs to just back the fuck up and think about what they are doing.
I hate these things, I never know what to ask?
I know. It is especially hard when you don't know the person you are asking. So I forgive you.
When did you know you liked boys?
Looking back, I always knew I liked boys. It took me to 25 to admit it to myself. I was deep in denial. I was seeing one guy, so I slept with every girl I could find. It was my way of making it alright.
What is your deepest darkest secret?
LOL! Only 5 people on the planet know it. I am not going to share it with you.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Answer questions on twitter tumblr and facebook apparently.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Where is the most unusual place you have done it?
I have had sex at ever place I have ever worked. Is that unusual?
Who do you admire most
People who do things instead of talk about what they will do. I admire people who don't say 'can't' and figure out how to do things.
What's your story?
I was born a poor white boy. I grew up in the ghetto. I have enjoyed my life so far.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
What is your favorite thing to do with a guy in bed?
Giving fellatio, and I am good at it. Again, you are jealous
Do you have a big dick?
Dude! I have a massive 2 5/8ths inch penis! It is MASSIVE! You know you are jealous.
If you are going to ask these questions, at least have the balls to tell me who you are. If I know you, I might be a little more open.
Are you going to get a new iPhone4?
Nope. I am a geek, but I do have a life. Just got a new blackberry bold and I love it.
Do you like sports?
My allergies are kicking in and my eye is glazing over and I thought you asked "Do you like SPOTS" . Yeah, i like soccer. Basketball and Baseball. I can't stand football. If they want to make it a game, they need to throw away most of the rules and all of the clothes.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Who is your hero?
I have many heroes, but you wouldn't know any of them because they are real everyday people. I just can't see having someone as a hero just because they make more money than god. Police, Firemen, Soldiers, Teachers, Nurses. These people do the hard jobs that keep us safe and sound, they are the real heroes.
What is your favorite brand of condoms
I am allergic to latex so I buy polyurethane condoms from Trojan. I also will use lamb skin with a latex condom over it if poly's are not available. and if it comes down to it, I will go with a latex and deal with the rash.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
boxers or briefs?
I prefer boxer briefs. Right now I am freeballin' as I normally do when I am at home. But on my guys, I prefer that they are nude but that is not always feasible. I like guys who wear boxers, because boxers hide what they have and it is a surprise when they take them off.
What would you be doing right now if you could?
I would be sitting on a couch in a cabin int the middle of the woods with the man I love.
What type of guy are you looking for?
Didn't I answer this already? I don't care about looks, race or dick size. I want to be able to talk with a guy and have fun. I can take care of the rest, just give me a guy that makes me laugh.
If you were a tree, you wouldn't be on the computer.
LOL, I bet the ficus at Barnes and Noble has a Kindle.
I like the pictures you post, what do you look for when you are posting pictures
I am looking for unique pictures that I have not seen before. A lot of the times it isn't about the guy, but the picture itself. It is kind of weird, but one of the hottest pics for me is ones I took of my ex. It is not so much the content, but how the pictures came about. There is a story behind them. The video was not so good. I am actually searching for a site with real amateur latinos. I can find all kinds of pics of real white or black guys, but finding real latinos is hard.
What is your perfect guy like?
Funny. I don't care what a guy looks like If he makes me laugh, I will spread my legs faster than cheerleader after a homecoming game.
How do I know if a guy likes me?
Did someone start a rumor that I was Ann Lander's illegitimate gay son? How should I know? I guess if he isn't punching you in the face or slicing up your tires it means he tolerates you. If he is asking you out on a date, you know he likes you, unless it is a ploy to get you alone to slash your tires and punch you in the face.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Okay, heavy question time on this pageant competition: what is your point of view on world peace?
We can't even communicate effectively when we like someone, how the hell do you expect us to talk to people who have vastly different cultures to get along. There will never be world peace at most we can hope for is world tolerance. I want Miss Congeniality at the very least for this answer.
What question would you like to be asked?
Can we talk? Will you be mine? Do you love me? You want to put that where? I like answering these questions, but I would really like it better if I knew who was asking them so I could ask questions too. I want to have a conversation not a monologue
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
What was your most embarrassing moment?
This week? The whole Alex thing was pretty embarrassing. I was trying to be nice and it posted like 50 times. This month I made an employee cry. This year? I outed myself to a co-worker.
What makes you mad?
People. If they just did what I wanted them to we would all be happy. This too sounds like a blog entry! THANKS!
What was your first time like?
The first time having sex? With a man or a woman? You gotta be a little more specific. Sounds like a blog topic. You must be from Tumblr.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
If you could ask Barack Obama one question what would it be?
Why are you so scared to lead? You are the President of the United States for goodness sakes. Grow some balls.
What's one thing you own that you should probably throw away, but never will?
Albums, 45's, cassette and VHS tapes. Don't even have players for these things.
What was your favorite TV show as a child?
I had many, but I guess my favorite would have been a regional show called "Wallace and Ladmo"
Are you more of a talker or more of a listener?
I am a story teller. I like to listen to people's problems, and then make it personal and give them advice on how to handle those problems.
What characteristic of yourself would you rather not have?
I am good at reading people when I don't have a personal stake in it. I have a problem remaining objective when it comes to people I love.
If you now could advice yourself at the age of 16, what would you say to him?
I would tell him that those feelings aren't wrong. Go with it. Looks aren't important, it is what is in the heart that counts. And buy Google, Yahoo and Microsoft!
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