Retire. I would like to fund a charity for foster kids to help them get on their feet after they leave the system. Most people don't think about the support we get after we leave our families, but Foster Kids don't get that support.
Friday, July 23, 2010
What's your biggest phobia?
Eating Ice Cream with a fork. Sitting down on a public toilet, snakes, handshaking.
What's your dream car?
One that works. I am not a car guy. I like Mustangs and Chevy Muscle cars and trucks
What do you fantasize about? What turns you on?
I have always wanted to have sex with Ricky Martin and Keanu Reeves in the Linen Department at Target.
Just kidding. Big hairy guys in tank tops and boxer shorts with cigars hanging from their mouths turn me one. I like goofy looking guys with hair. I can't stand hairlessness.
What pisses you off the most?
The flip side of the question. Jaywalkers, hatred, clowns, mimes, pimento loaf, gas prices, people who can't express themselves.
What is a perfect date for you?
I really don't know. I do know that I met a guy last week, invited him to dinner. Met him at his hotel and fucked him senseless. We never went to dinner. That was a pretty good date. Free sex, no strings attached.
What do you think is the greatest threat to the American way of life?
Hatred. There is too much animosity out there right now. Everyone needs to just back the fuck up and think about what they are doing.
I hate these things, I never know what to ask?
I know. It is especially hard when you don't know the person you are asking. So I forgive you.
When did you know you liked boys?
Looking back, I always knew I liked boys. It took me to 25 to admit it to myself. I was deep in denial. I was seeing one guy, so I slept with every girl I could find. It was my way of making it alright.
What is your deepest darkest secret?
LOL! Only 5 people on the planet know it. I am not going to share it with you.
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